when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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