we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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