...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
porn star boner night. come get it.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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