Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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