Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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