She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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