Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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