Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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