at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Randomize
