That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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