I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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