i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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