my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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