I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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