Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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