I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
wow bdsm is so cute
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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