She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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