Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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