would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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