Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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