Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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