i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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