well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You were trust falling into bushes
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