I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
it glows. i had to have it.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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