i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
