Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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