Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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