mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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