Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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