Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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