if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We are two peas in an std pod
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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