before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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