why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Randomize
