I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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