She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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