That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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