I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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