Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We got so high we made milksteak
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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