But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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