Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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