so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.