I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!