There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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