so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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