thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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