I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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