I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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