Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
plz talk dirty to me
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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