It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Success! We fucked roommates!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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