Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I stole a fireplace last night.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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