Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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