Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
