we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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