I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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