party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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