Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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