why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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