just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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