idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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